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I've never been one to hide my love away so my adoration of Human Kebab has never been a secret. No man alive can move this booty like he does--it doesn't hurt that he has a serious chub for DFA. News of his weekly radio program on Sonic 102.9 out of Edmonton delighted the fuck out of me, but it's timing of 11pm Edmo time (1am Trawna time) on Fridays and Saturdays was a total bummer. That's just when mama's pounding back the last shots of the night, losing wigs, and getting mystery bruises. I would sometimes find wi-fi and try to listen from my phone, but that rarely worked, and it's super anti-social to excuse yourself to go stand in the washroom to listen to the radio by yourself.
Somebody up there likes me, because the good people at Sonic have made all the broadcasts available on their website. You can rip 'em easily using offliberty. I want this show syndicated all over Canada. "That's just because you have a boner for Jay", you protest. I have a boner for Jay because he's talented.
Shimmy shimmy yo shimmy yo shimmy ye,
 LJP

Pretty delicious playlist today if'n I do say so myself. We celebrated Hollerado's new album (White Paint) and the 19th anniversary of Kurt's death. Now I know Kurt Cobain isn't Canadian, but just consider the Nirvana songs commercial breaks. We'll be back after these short Nirvana songs...
It all grew out of the pre-show practice of playing non-Canadian songs, the pre-show, which usually becomes pre-show grunge, which became 'Taking the Plunge'...because nothing preps the body for cancon quite like dirt nineties grunge.

Breed - Nirvana
Living Proof - Dearly Beloved
Drain You - Nirvana
He's Waiting - Dearly Beloved
Lithium - Nirvana
Happy - hHead
Pull Out - Death from Above 1979
Territorial Pissings - Nirvana
Sirens - Pack A.D.
I'm Still Your Fag - Broken Social Scene
On a Plain - Nirvana
Wonder Velocity Charlie & Me - Hollerado
Don't Think - Hollerado
His Eyes - Yacht Club
Book Club - Arkells
Indestructible - Matthew Good Band
Ugly - Age of Electric
Flash - Yacht Club
Son the Father - Fucked Up
Some Kinda Fun - Teenage Head
Desire 126 - Hollerado
You're Lovely but You Got lots of Problems - Death from Above 1979
Prefontaine - USS
Girl (I never meant to hurt you baby...) - Poisonous Glass
Damini - USS
A Singer Must Die - Leonard Cohen

Some exciting stuff on the horizon for CV. We'll be in Montreal for Pouzzafest so come party with us. Can't wait to buy some wigs, some poutine, some French Archie comics...love Quebec til I rot. Holla at chya girl if you want to hear anything on CV. Remember-we only play cancon and nirvana.

Just learned how to make GIFS, so for the learning process I decided to work with faces I never seem to sicken of. The clips are taken from the ridiculous 'USS Cooks and Cleans', which is available for your perusal here.